Yes you are right Sally. I will complain.
Why does everything have to be a battle?
This is CarerLand … no tin hat on entry … at an exorbitant price ?
There are two major supporting organisations out there.
Trouble is , they are miles behind the front line … and declared " Non combatants " to boot ( Charities ).
It’s literally every man / woman / person of indeterminate gender for his / her / ??? self.( Political correctness again ? )
Any lifeboats went a decade or so ago.
Too right Chris .
Eh , I’ve got a few old tin hats going cheap … used to have miners underneath.
Even a London canary in a cage for authenticity … London ? … sparrow painted yellow … often sold with an unfortunate
condition … called laryngitis.
As the bombardment of the front line trenches increases ( Austerity … UC rollout ) … the further away our supporting
organisations move.
Even our own catering corp ( Trussells ) are having difficult keeping up supplies !
Even the weather forecast is againt us ( Brexit … whatever flavour ).
An excellent assessment. 
Thank ye !
Perhaps I should go into the PIP / NEEDS / CARERS ones … with that comment ?
Seems straightforward enough … Worksop canal just up the road.
What’s the pay like ?
Paid per ducking … or more for a corpse ?
Commission kickback from the undertaker ( Alleged failure rate target commission paid by the DWP ) ?
Spot on I reckon.