Had a CAT scan 4 weeks ago (to see if I had a brain !).
Phoned local GP but he had no results through from hospital.
So phoned hospital and spoke to a consultant’s secretary.
She said that I would be getting an appointment but mine was not urgent,
I said that she had relieved me as no urgency meant I didn’t have a serious problem
and would be happy to wait now.
NEXT MORNING a letter arrived from hospital giving me an appointment !