The Samaritans

I phoned the Samaritans some months ago.
Spoke to a very dreary, depressing man and came away feeling more suicidal than
before I phoned ! :slight_smile:

Next time I’ll speak to a funeral parlor. :laughing:

That’s a shame Albert. I hope you passed the feedback onto your local branch as its important they know this.

A good friend of mine is a volunteer and is a lovely lady
Another neighbour is our local funeral director, and is great fun at parties!

He’s never grave then? :laughing:

He’s the life and soul!! :laughing:

Dentists seem depressed because they always look down in the mouth .